The fastest way to my heart is not through my stomach-- though I appreciate a full meal and dessert, but by giving me an orgasm that would shatter my world. Not material things or money, but hardcore raw shagging that would make me forget my name.

I always felt trapped in my body when I was younger but now I am finally free! I am a fun loving person and always game for new adventures. Dancing is a talent of mine and you'd be surprised at how I take advantage of that fact in the bedroom.

Here's something that might excite you. My ass is now open for business. If you want to try out what this tight booty has to offer, send me your resume with the funniest joke you know. Short-listed applicants will then be interviewed through chat.

Sometimes, people mistake me for a real woman and I don’t have any problem with that. In fact, I love it. Anyway, I may have a knob down here but I guarantee that I could still make you chuffed as if I’m a real lady.

Working from morning until late in the afternoon is taxing on the body. There is nothing in the world I wouldn't give up just to have a lad who will ravish me as soon as I walk into my flat. Got to get rid of all this stress and sexual frustration th...