Ever since I was young, I have always known that I belong to the wrong body. I have always known that I should be a woman who has a pretty face, perky thrupney bits, a clean fanny, and a bouncy bum. Well, I will be that woman soon once I take the las...

Baring every inch of my body and letting my mates watch me as I pleasure myself is the ultimate fantasy. I'd love to give them a show that they're never going to forget. And maybe let them have a touch or two if they behave themselves.

A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .