Very fond of socializing. I go to parties and clubs to meet new people. Learn about their life and preferences to see if we have anything in common. I always choose personality over a person's physical appearance.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

Before shagging, I'm the type who loves to have a nice conversation with my partner. It doesn't have to be naughty or dirty. Just small talk. One of my pet peeves in bed is starting the fire when the coal is not ready yet.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.