If you look into my purse, I have this little blue velvet pouch that I don't go anywhere without. It's filled with a number of toys, from my favourite cock ring to a small vibrator. You'll never know when the opportunity to use them presents itself, ...

I don't want my life to remain mundane by not having fun. From now on, I'm going to feel that I'm alive by mingling with nice lads who exist to provide me with the satisfaction that I've been seeking. As a reward, I'm going to return the favour a hun...

Why look for an adult silicone sex toy when you have me - your hot babe? Deliciously made honey pie, all you need to do to steal my heart is to drop me an eye-catchy virtual letter. After all, I'm just one chat away.

I got caught masturbating in one of the loos at work a few times. Always too randy to check if the door is locked properly or not. Safe to say that I was never reported, I am very persuasive and they are more than happy to keep my dirty little secret...

I want to find a lad who will never ask me cheesy things like whether I like him or the reason why I fell in love with him. I hate conversations that may cause me to cringe hard. Let's not be serious with stuff like this and just enjoy our moments to...