A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Being in a relationship for me is like a walk in the park. I can manage to be in more than one relationship at a time. All of them are open-relationships, so I am not cheating or anything. I'm here to find a new one to add in my collection because ha...

Sometimes, people mistake me for a real woman and I don’t have any problem with that. In fact, I love it. Anyway, I may have a knob down here but I guarantee that I could still make you chuffed as if I’m a real lady.

One confident lass who doesn’t care about what others think about her. I don’t care if they judge me for having a John Thomas despite having a pair of thrupney bits. I also do not care if they think of me as a slag because of all the lads who I s...