My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

Things will get crazy and messy real fast when you are with me. My mind is full of naughty things that my body can't wait to act out. I can be a bit out of the trolley, most of the time. However, I assure you that I can give you the kind of pleasure ...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Handcuffs and collars, the top two essentials when it comes to shagging with me. Who will wear it depends on what my partner wants, I'd rather cater to their needs first before moving onto mine. I have no preference, bottom or top, it does not matter...