I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

I have dated a few times and tried to go long term, but most of them were not worth my time at all. Now, I decided that flings and short term arrangements are more my speed. Nothing beats fast and hard fucking with strangers in the dark.

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

If you want to be truly happy, you should choose a lady who can understand you. She should be happy for having a guy like you in her life. Also, that lady should know how to perfectly accept all your imperfections.

Empathetic but I tend to have emotional outbursts when I am furious. Whenever I am annoyed or pissed off, I would end up shagging the first willing bloke I could find. If not, I would grab my biggest dildo and fuck myself on it. I find that sex is th...